I love this site http://www.rampantscotland.com/know/blknow_toasts.htm

Its full of daft quotes ..
Here's to them that like us -
Them that think us swell -
And here's tae them that hate us -
Let's pray for them as well!

Here's tae us -
Wha's like us -
Damn few -
And they're a' deid -
Mairs the pity!

May the road rise to meet you,
May the wind be always at your back,
The sun shine warm upon your face,
The rain fall soft upon your fields.

Some hae meat, and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it;
But we hae meat, and we can eat -
And sae the Lord be thankit.